Often drunk people are considered a nuisance to society. Not here, not today. 。
For now, we will celebrate our weekend alter-egos. The alter-egos society, our friends, parents and strangers alike have unanimously decided were the "worst version of ourselves." Let us take a moment away to examine what, when we are slurring our words and calling our engaged exes, we really bring to the table. 。
SEE ALSO:10 things everyone says while drunk and what they really mean 。
Here, friends, in this safe and supportive place, we celebrate all the things drunk people can do that no one else can. 。
1. Survive insane falls 。Via Giphy 。
2. Truly dance like no one is watching 。Via Giphy 。
3. Tell people how you really, really feel 。Via Giphy 。
4. Stuff an entire pizza in your mouth 。Via Giphy。
5. Host Kathie Lee & Hoda 。Via Giphy 。
6. Butt dial everyone in your phone 。Via Giphy 。
7. Disregard what we've been taught and use the stairs how we please 。Via Giphy 。
8. Be completely unaffected by weather conditions。Via Giphy 。
9. Forget about the crushing weight of capitalism and buy whatever we want 。Via Giphy 。
10. Change moods at lightning speed 。Via Giphy。
11. Make friends with literally anyone 。Via Giphy。
12. Thinking we've lost something that is still in your pocket/bag/hand 。Via Giphy 。
13. Fall asleep anywhere, anytime 。Via Giphy 。
Be strong. Be proud. Be weekend you. 。
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